10 First Draft Movie Lines I Made Up In Under 10 Minutes

1. "Badges?... Guys, get your badges out. This guy needs to see them."

2. "I... see... red people."

3. "Frankly, my dear... I'm quite interested to hear your thoughts on the matter."

4. "Luke... I'm your cousin."

5. "Throw a grenade at it from the surface. It's the only way to be sure."

6. "I... have been... and always shall be... your First Officer slash Science Officer."

7. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into that one across the street."

8. "No... More... CLOTHESPINS! Ever!!!"

9. "You lost me at hello."

10. "Toto, I think we're still in Kansas."

-- The Prolix Wag
Because putting it in a numbered list makes it funnier.