While watching the above video of the always-awesome Auto-Tune the News, I was reminded of a very simple fact that often goes overlooked in these troubled times:
Women that make funny faces are hot.
The young lady above is one Sarah Gregory, of The Gregory Brothers. The hotness of her rubber-facedness is only compounded by the fact that she's lip-syncing to the sound of her own voice, which is pretty phenomenal. Mean set of pipes = hot. Funny faces = hotter. Mean set of pipes + funny faces = flip me like a burger, 'cause I'm done.
I'm not sure how universal a reaction this is, mind. It could just be me. I find that hard to believe, though. The sheer sexocity of a woman not only willing, but able, to pull a Jim Carrey in a public forum is a pretty primal thing. I'm sure I am not the only man who, while recognizing the considerable comic talents of Carol Burnett, has always held a secret, smoldering torch for the utter hittability that is Vicki Lawrence.
Aw, damn, baby. You so... damn.It's no secret that stage presence is hot. If I ever wanted to seal the deal with a woman, really bring things home, all I had to do was have her see a show I was in. As long as she didn't think I was utterly repulsive beforehand, I was in like Flynn. Whose use of the same technique is where the expression originated from in the first place.
Face-pulling is one of the more extreme demonstrations of "look at me, I own the room" you can get from a woman. Not so much from a man -- we make faces all the time, often in totally inappropriate settings. For a woman to do so, especially an attractive one, is an inherently transgressive act. And transgression is one of the quickest routes to the funny and the sexy.
The woman doesn't have to be hot, although it helps. If she's good enough, funny enough, talented enough, I'm all about it.
Fanny Brice. And yes, I would have. Like the fist of an angry god.
To those lovely ladies out there who are in the club (and you know who you are), I just want to say: thank you. And I hope your face freezes like that.
And now, in a trend I hope will become the next dark recess of human sexuality that the internet pulls out into the light of day, mocks, monetizes, and makes mainstream, I present: a small selection of Funny Face Porn.
-- The Prolix Wag
This post is not so much "Mrs. Wag Approved" as "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Face-pulling is one of the more extreme demonstrations of "look at me, I own the room" you can get from a woman. Not so much from a man -- we make faces all the time, often in totally inappropriate settings. For a woman to do so, especially an attractive one, is an inherently transgressive act. And transgression is one of the quickest routes to the funny and the sexy.
The woman doesn't have to be hot, although it helps. If she's good enough, funny enough, talented enough, I'm all about it.
Fanny Brice. And yes, I would have. Like the fist of an angry god.To those lovely ladies out there who are in the club (and you know who you are), I just want to say: thank you. And I hope your face freezes like that.
And now, in a trend I hope will become the next dark recess of human sexuality that the internet pulls out into the light of day, mocks, monetizes, and makes mainstream, I present: a small selection of Funny Face Porn.
-- The Prolix Wag
This post is not so much "Mrs. Wag Approved" as "What the hell is wrong with you?"
DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!!!
ReplyDeletedo you have anymore of those that you can send to me?